Being a therapist means dealing with other people’s problems, but this is getting ridiculous.
Despite being an empath who tastes and feels others’ emotions, Gwen Arthur’s always managed to stay under the radar and out of the preternatural world. The worst she’s had to deal with is a horny werewolf private eye named Mel.
It starts with a terrifying visit from the monsters that plagued Gwen’s childhood nightmares. They’re back and they seem to think she’s someone else entirely–someone very powerful. Someone capable of taking on the task they lay at her feet: find a group of kidnapped, magically gifted children before they’re killed. Or worse.
She’s got her smart mouth, her eerily competent best friend Chloe and, yes, even irritatingly attractive Mel to help her through this assignment. Hopefully that’ll be enough, because she’s also caught the attention of an invisible, candy-stealing interloper on top of everything else.
It’s hard enough helping others sort through emotional turmoil, but now Gwen’s got to rescue missing kids, figure out this whole “supernatural” thing, and treat Mel like a person? It’s enough to give a girl MIXED FEELINGS.
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